Here’s what I wrote on seeing the movie…but yours is much funnier:
http://steamboatwillie.blogspot.com/2006/12/dhoom-2-attack-of-slow-motion-scene.html

I saw “Dhoom2 ” over this weekend and actually enjoyed it. The plot had some holes in it. But, the movie is technically very slick and has an international style, be it the heists and chases, locations, gadgets, look of the actors or the music. It has defiitely raised the bar for Hindi action flicks.
There was a lot of unnecessary riff-raff. What was with that “Monali” character? And, Uday Chopra was less of a cop and more of a cop-out. His role should have been made to have more substance along with the humour than making him just the “he-is-Yash Chopra’s-son-so-he-gotta-have-screen-time” dude.
Hrithik danced, acted and performed his stunts superbly. He was the main anchor. The other performances were also good.
GB, I actually laughed out loud seeing Hrithik as the Queen (allusion to Queen Elizabeth??!!). Is Her Majesty that tall? I can’t wait to read what the British press had to say about this travesty:).

- The dance scenes are out of context. The pattern is porbably this: a dance scene before some action, and a dance scene after some action.
– In the beginning of the movie, after Abhishek meets Bipasha, there is a mention of some college reunion, and then the suddenly changes to a dance. No specific context of reunion, probably the viewer has to assume. Moreover, other people dancing at the side did not look like college reunion people.

- The details of planning of the theft is not anywhere shown. There is only one scene which shows Hritik working on his laptop, and a magnetized glove to snatch a can of coke. Movies like Entrapment shows much more detailed planning.

- The movie is supposed to be about cop and thief. In practice it is outweighted by love and romance details.

- After the final theft of the-first-coins, and when Hritik and Aishwarya were speeding on a bike, how did Abhishek (on the chopper) locate them in a moment?