Published January 30th, 2007
in Food and Pop Culture.
It was after many phone calls to assorted PR agencies and after being given many a run-around (as they say: bahoot papad belna para) that I was ultimately able to get an interview with the famous Lijjat Papad Bunny, the face of the multimillion dollar Papad industry and together with the dancing Nirma girl and the Hippo of washing powder Hippolin, an icon of the 80s Doordarshan days.
Crunching into a spicy papad, Mr. Bunny appeared relaxed and upbeat.
“It’s been a good year for us”, he chortled “with Shilpa Shetty being called Shilpa Poppadum in the British Big Brother, foreign interest in papads or poppadums has never been higher.”
Continue reading ‘State of the Papad’
Published January 30th, 2007
in Cricket.
Aaah. We get it at last. It’s the Indians who are at fault. They do not let Greg Chappell be honest. If this was in Australia, he could accuse the team captain of faking injury and happily insinuate that he clings onto his spot because he needs the money. Noone would ask for proof of his honest attempts at slander. It’s only in this blasted country that people take such things so seriously.
In an exclusive interview to CNN-IBN titled “I can’t be honest in India”, Greg Chappell lets his hair down and tells us his side of the story.
I think that’s mainly the difference. Every word, every nuance is treated so much more un-really in this country. In Australia you would say something and it would make a ripple. Here you say something and it’s a tsunami.
Indeed. Down under, you can get away with smacking a naked man on his bottom with a bat and here you cannot even tend to your injured middle finger, that keeps somehow flipping up like an organ on a Viagra overdose, without offending the natives.
Continue reading ‘An Honest Chappie And the Foreign Way’
Published January 26th, 2007
in Pop Culture.
It takes an awesome amount of courage and moral conviction to go to another country, kneel at the doorstep of the family that you have hurt with your racial comments and beg for forgiveness. It takes even more courage if there is a whole Channel 4 telly crew recording every moment of your tear-soaked plea for mercy.
Continue reading ‘Sharara Sharara’
Published January 24th, 2007
in Mithunda and Video.

5 seconds into a Mithun-da song: The guitarists wield their instruments like phallic objects.
Continue reading ‘Deconstructing Prabhu Leela’
Published January 23rd, 2007
in Cricket.
So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
—The Eye of the Tiger (OST: Rocky)
As Sourav Ganguly packed one rifle shot after another through the packed off side against the seamers and sashayed down the pitch to loft the spinners into the high heavens turning back the clock many a year, I am sure I was not the only one who had a lump in the throat.
Written off, humiliated, accused of being a mercenary and an injury-faker and haunted by the demon of low scores and by his obvious technical shortcomings, who would have thought he would be back in full cry, playing some of the best cricket of his life in South Africa and now in India?
Continue reading ‘The Eye of the Tiger’
Published January 22nd, 2007
in History, India and Media.
Sandipan Deb writes in the Indian Express about the weaknesses of the Bengali character and specifically about the futility of the actions of the passionate Bengali, seen in the larger context of history. As an example of this, he tells us how insignificant the contribution of Bengali revolutionaries was to the freedom struggle and how incompetent Bengali freedom fighters (as opposed to those from other parts of the country) were on the whole. (the Bengalis could not even hit their targets).
But Bengali passion has traditionally been unproductive.Thousands of young Bengalis went to the gallows or to the living nightmare called Cellular Jail for terrorist attacks on the British. But their fervour and their sacrifice hardly made a dent in the Raj. And most of the time, they could not even hit their targets. Sometimes, they ended up killing innocent men and women.
My grandfather Jyotirmoy Ray was one of those people who endured the living nightmare in Andaman Cellular Jail (Regular visitors to this blog may have read this post which is based on a letter my mother wrote to me after visiting Andaman Jail where my grandfather spent many years as a guest of the British empire. If you have not, kindly do so). So allow me to be a bit surprised when Mr. Sandipan Deb not only denies the impact my grandfather and his fellow Bengali revolutionaries’ sacrifices had on India’s history but also impugns their competence by saying that they were so punch drunk with “passion” that they could not shoot straight.
Continue reading ‘Thank You Mr. Deb’
Published January 19th, 2007
in India and Personal.
Yesterday I was invited to be one of the panellists on BBC’s “World Have Your Say” on a show about the Big Brother and the Gandhi Youtube controversy.(If you want to listen to the program, look at the right hand sidebar of this page, find the “Listen Again” tab and click on the Thursday link. The audio file will be there only till next Thursday i.e. January 25, 2007).
Continue reading ‘Bong On the Beeb’
Published January 18th, 2007
in Cricket and Silly.
A paragraph from today’s Times of India which I found very informative:
Coach Greg Chappell even showed Uthappa how to it with deft body movements. Ganguly, however, provided thrills galore to the thousand-odd, including a bunch of giggly schoolgirls, who had gathered to watch the Indians practice.
With Guru Greg teaching the juniors some of the finer technical points and Dada getting back his voracious appetite, I think Team India is looking “good to go” after a long time.
In an unrelated article (but equally interesting):
Not many though would have bet on Shilpa surviving so long after watching her debut in Shah Rukh Khan’s Baazigar (1993). Some felt her mouth was too wide it kind of evoked comparisons with the shark in Finding Nemo later. Others said, she badly needed a nose job.
How polite. With friends like these, who needs Big Brother housemates?
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