A Few PJs

PJ1

T-shirt that’s selling like hot cakes in Janpath:

(On T-shirt front)I had to let go the Prime Ministership for the royal son. I had to let go the Presidency for the royal confidante.

(On T-shirt back) And all I got in return was a lousy Poddo Beebhushon.

PJ2

Shakti Kapoor on hearing that Tom Alter won the Padma Shree:

Who cares? Aoooo…I only want Padma Laxmi

PJ3

Why does Manoj Kumar not want to receive the Padma Bhushan?

He is afraid people will call him “Mr. Bharat” Bhushan.

All of them very poor jokes? I agree. But not as poor a joke as the granting of our Shris, Bhushans, BiVibhushans and Ratnas.

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