I never had any idea a college I belong to produced these people in last millennium(oh no, they didn’t deteriorate post 2000). However,only a person with a blind support on anything bong will present the logic stated in the blog(and only another bong will write this big reply: as a disclaimer)

The gross overstatement of an icon player-our Dada scored 4(14), 0, 4 0, 1 33(41) as opener after he was promoted there, following his famous statements “give me a chance to bat”(probably he needed a chance to sabotage better). However, he probably didn’t inherit enough self respect to return the ICON PLAYER fees where he was humiliated and utterly useless; or even admit his failure in an apology note(maybe typical bong).

However, we dont find him guilty as he is bong, so its his birthright to be useless. We try to invoke Indian(remember Eden 2006 vs South Africa???we showed true patriotism there!!) by blaming the coach; forgetting
*no God damn coach can make Ganguly a 20-20 hitter;
*none other than Dravid(of tests 2001-2004) or Scahin(of WC 2003) can make Ganguly look a good captain.

That is fine too, after all we envy the aussies since we started playing cricket and any excuse works to oust it. But then, why attack a fellow Indian, the owner of KKR? Why attack a person who says he never intervenes in team matters except cheering for and funding for the team?

SRK tried lowering KKR match ticket fees last IPL only for underpaid (understatement) Kolkattans [that was in his domain of authority], still face the wrath of useless bengalis. They never give a thought, he could have invested the money anywhere else other than owning Kolkata Knight Riders. But he had the guts to use his charisma to sell and make profit on a team despite Sourav Chandidas Ganguly.

His artistic stature has been honored by the French Government,who in my humble opinion is more credible than a freeloading blogger. Instead of being proud at that; people try to bring him down (however uselessly) crying for a Chandni Bar stripper.(Lords Balcony stands witness). Hardly matters to him or his fans who watch him accept a Malaysian state honor, followed by Newsweek recognition.

We see how our studios become stack rooms for vegetables,thanks to our artists without any acceptability.The admired class of such TRUE ARTISTS (unlike himself) CREATE films which make(and made) lesser money at the box office than the batting(if u call it) shoes of Dada. Neither can they hire or sustain(refer to scores)a liability of Ganguly’s level. They can only sigh, and their admirers only bark(pun intended).

So we need a non artist, an accepted bollywood superstar to take the load.That gives the so bright people from Kolkata (who wont dare dream of living there) a chance to cheer for their city(you included) .

He didn’t washed his hands off bengal like an industrial giant of our country. He accepted the heated mails of fans(who are probably not worth his minutes) and answered them politely. And like our Dada stands at the bottom of run scorers list(avg/strike rate) in IPL; the team with our city’s name stands proud as the top franchise in IPL. All thanks to him, something involving the word Kolkata isnt synonymous to waste.

NON BONGS arent used to opine,intervene in anything they have no clue about(see your blogs for an example). So SRK didn’t intervene in technical matters and worked in marketing section to afford Dada play (I mean stay) in the team. He had no option but to trust a world cup winning coach and also put xenophobia aside; with the only performing stars being a west indian and an aussie, none of whom would probably love playing under Dada.

Gratitude isnt a bengali word. But Please stay away for attacking him for no reason with the name GREATBONG. It only degrades the already well established joke of bengali mindset.This misleading name also also creates problems for people(who dont spend their lives peeing on adobe acrobat and reciting in durga pujas) and have non bong friends, who can misread them as one of you.

not so great bong,
Shubh

Having said that, for a city who doesn’t stand behind its team in good and bad times, you don’t deserve to have any team representing you in the game. I pray along with you that KR moves to another city that’ll show better support in the next IPL.

By the way, I love that pic of Dildo. And that fake IPL player rocks. I love his posts! His posts are more humorous than that clown of the IPL- KKR. And yes…thanks for the memories of those gully matches.

And thanks a ton for this…
“So how was this order decided? Someone (let us call him A) would stand and the second person (let us call him person B) would hold his hand behind the first person in a way that A would not be able to see. B would then show a random number of fingers and A would call out a name from among those assembled. And the number represented by those fingers would then become the called out person’s batting position.”
Brought back a rush of memories…