Comments on: Agyaat—the Review

By: Rasputin_KY

Rasputin_KY — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:53:22 +0000

I should definitely watch this movie now. After reading your review, this looks like a perfect Friday night movie to watch after getting totally wasted.

GB, did you mean “Because onCe you come back and log in”?

By: Aditi

Aditi — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 05:16:23 +0000

For me, it was the very artistic portrayal of Priyanka Kothari’s work out routine in the forest that was true work of ‘Art’. One may think it was the ‘Agyaat’ watching her, or was it Lambu Atta? Or just the fact that you need a drink of water after working out in white boots.

By: Rohan

Rohan — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:21:57 +0000

Somehow I feel this review is WAAYYY BETTER than the movie will be.

By: Jayant Kaushik

Jayant Kaushik — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:34:36 +0000

RGV Interview (fictional):
Reporter: What do you have to say to GB about this review?
RGV: Now that you’ve done “hum uski patloon phadenge woh bhi peechhe se to my movie”, I cant wait to read a review of ‘Love Aajkal’. With Saif Ali desperately trying to act like a young kid in Aaj and speaking accented punjabi in the kal part, this movie is as ‘awesomely great’ as my movie. Why pick on just my movie?

Reporter: Any new movies in the offing?
RGV: Next, I am going to make a movie inspired by a real incident. How an indian movie star (who is more popular in the USA than Bob Dylan and Al Gore) is detained at Newark airport. In my movie, he will also be sexually assaulted.The movie will be called Agyat 2 since it will explore the agyaat body parts and reveal the cross dressing habit of the great movie star.

Reporter: That shows the expanse of imagination of your perverted mind.
RGV: No, I am not doing this because I am a pervert (the biggest of perverts will not be interested in priyanka kothari’s bum); I am obsessed with it because i appreciate art. I anticipate the latent art about to emerge from her micro shorts and once its out in open, I do art like no one else does. I am making Agyaat 2 because I realize the magnitude of the harm that detaining king zill e ilahi Khan has done to every indian, pakistani, bangladeshi, and sri lankan (and perhaps chinese too, not sure about it though). All of us should burn American flags and frisk Angelina Jolie when she visits India next(Now, I see high art here too and I bet you dont).
Reporter: Thanks for the interview RGV, we hope to join you in the protest, especially the Angelina Jolie part.
RGV: My pleasure.

By: greatbong

greatbong — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:14:04 +0000

Last 2 comments were moderated as I do not allow celebrities to be impersonated. Please comment under your own moniker.

By: arbitlaunda

arbitlaunda — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:50:50 +0000

guess u’ve hurt someone.. is it RGV the great posing as ‘meh’?

By: aylamrin

aylamrin — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:46:18 +0000

@GB: The place needs a wet mop. Please remove the ^above comment^ .

By: meh

meh — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:18:49 +0000

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By: sourasis

sourasis — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:22:24 +0000

I hate the faces made in the movie. They look nothing other than constipated and make no sense. RGV needs to be forcefully shown this movie hundred times at a stretch to make him understand what pain he has caused to the mass and why he should not make such movies.

By: Atul

Atul — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:32:11 +0000

will have to watch this movie