I was planning to write something funny today. But no matter how much I tried, I came to the conclusion that I would never be able to beat this.
I have posted about Shahgufta Kabir before where I pointed out her claim to fame— she has been accused of carrying on an affair with Babulal Gaur, the chief minister of Madhya Pradesh. And also of having broken her husband’s bones.
Now this 33 year old woman (whose 60 year old husband claims she is 45……somehow I trust the husband on this one in light of the fact that the professed age of the average female does not follow the terrestrial solar calendar but the Martian one–657 days a year) has been accused by her husband of calling “Babuji Dheere Chalna” Gaurji a “naughty boy” while making kissing sounds on the phone.
Incidentally, the naughty Gaurji is a sprightly 75 years old.
Shahgufta totally knocked the wind out of her husband (not for the first time if I may add) by saying that if she indeed called someone a naughty boy over the phone then why would it be the geriatric Gaur who, according to Ms Kabir, did not possess appropriate youthful qualities.
Agar main ishq karoongi to Gaur se kyon? Jiske na mooh mein daant hai, na pet mein aanth hai?”
Bone-breaking blow to husband and ego-breaking blow to possible paramour.
Kabir is the WMD they have been looking for.
Incidentally, this line has now displaced “Tu Vidya main bhi Vidya ” ( the reported pick-up line used by VC Shukla on Vidya Sinha) as Indian politics’ best sex scandal line.