Mountain Ox Ms Fox

I have often, in the course of my writings, been looking for a metaphor for desire (or as the Tic Tic Tic man would say “deesaires”) . As in some juxtaposition of words that truly brings out the essence of this sinful sensation.

I think I have found it. Thanks to an article linked from the front page of TOI.

I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – (OC star) Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.

And before you ask, yes this article did make me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.

8 thoughts on “Mountain Ox Ms Fox

  1. Dude,
    Is it true that you give away an ipod for first commenter.
    Detailed comment later!

  2. Well dude,
    After reading this, I just can’t think rationally. It has shaken me(well, pun unintended.)

  3. You should put up a disclaimer regarding this iPod matter. Or something in the FAQ section.

  4. nobody should need newspapers to understand sexuality; that most of us do is the state of our education and being.

  5. @gb
    why must you go and disclaim the ipods?
    i loved mine.
    hot pink encrusted with rhine stones!

    also, alas …….very very virtual!

  6. i like that.. send the ipod pix to the first guy

  7. I almost forgot about iPod while fantasizing about Megan, Jolie and Jenna! But the world is full of people who like curves of iPod than of Angelina Jolie šŸ˜‰
    Long live Nerdity!

  8. Read Online somewhere

    For many people, Megan Fox was the saving grace of ‘Transformers’. Sure, there were huge walking robots that could talk, philosophize and save the earth from the grip of the Decepticons, but none of that compared to Megan Fox leaning over to check out Bumblebeeā€™s engine, or running through downtown Los Angeles as Megatron blows up everything around her.

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