Dear fame hungry women of India,
Do you have no shame?
Not even an iota of self-respect?
Well if you had, then you would stop going after Sree Sant (the Saint) who has made it clear that he is not interested in you, especially those of you who are non-entities and also do not look like Angelina Jolie.
Who is she? Please understand that she is a non-entity for me. Moreover, she is definitely not Angelina Jolie that I am going to remember her face. I didn’t even recollect her face when I was told that I had proposed to her. A few days later, I started receiving these weird calls. I have stopped receiving any calls from unknown numbers,” says the cricketer from South Africa.
But is it true that he wanted to date Daisy after he met her? “I don’t think that I would stoop so low that I have to date an unknown, struggling actor. I am shocked at these allegations. I don’t want anybody to use me as a tool for publicity
Please understand that Sree Sant, mega-star and break dancer and Brad-Pitt look-alike, is out of your league. So do not bother apologizing and begging him to come back.
Oh for heaven’s sake, leave him alone. You are just wasting your time.
Cause no matter how much you desperately try, he would never “stoop so low” as to cavort with “unknown struggling actors”, considering the fact that he himself is a known struggling bowler.
This maverick pacer works out using dumbbells but not using dumb belles. Come on women !
The thing is this kind of thing has happened before when he was linked to another unknown, by the name of Lakshmi Rai (seen to the left exercising his perennially injured back )
“Being a celebrity comes with its own share of troubles,” says Team India’s angry young boy adding: “People need to know me before they judge me. I really don’t understand why I get linked with actors. I am just a little friendly with them, but that’s what gets me into trouble. The truth is, none of the actors I have been linked with — Surveen Chawla, Lakshmi Rai and even Priyanka Chopra — have been my girlfriends.”
That is essentially the problem. You start behaving in a friendly manner with non-entities and these fame-grubbers immediately start using that as a stepping stone for success little realizing that with their un-Jolie like looks they can never hope for mind-space from this handsome hunk.
And so because of your reckless actions, oh fame-hungry women, the country suffers and the Sant, never shy of a few tears, weeps in frustration.
No more of course.
From now on to prevent misunderstandings, he will only play with people of his own league.
[Picture courtesy Cricinfo, a common email forward, Setanta.com and Matrubhumi]