Story Board For Most Outrageous Ad Ever

So here is the storyboard for the most “guaranteed to outrage on Twitter” ad ever.

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Wife is lathering fairness cream on her face.

Internal monologue  “Hope he won’t abandon me like my last husband”. [Shot of her in bridal jewelry standing with a glass of milk and a tube of vaginal tightening cream, while a man walks out, sprays Deo and drives away on a  bike]

Cut to present.

Voice of current husband (Husband off-camera): “Khana kahaan hai? Is bar bhi kya khana mujhe 3G pe dekhna padega?”

She says “Ayeee”.

Just then her husband’s phone rings to the tune of Honey Singh, and she sees a missed call from a woman with a Sania Mirza picture.

She picks up the phone. Flips through texts sent by woman.

Quick montage of texts.

“You pseudo-sexular naughty man.”

“Come baby. I am feeling so communal tonight.”

I have lost my moral compass

Camera focuses on woman’s face. Tears stream down.

Right then, husband pops his head in, holding his wife’s phone.

Trembling with rage he asks, “Who is Sachin Tendulkar?

Tag Line: Shah Bugging Systems. Tomorrow’s secrets today.

10 thoughts on “Story Board For Most Outrageous Ad Ever

  1. First….Audi A8 please with all the bells and whistles

  2. And shah systems…superb

  3. This is like an ayn rand novel…everytime u read it again, one discovers gems if hidden wisdom….hilarious and a classic….

    Khana:-) superb analogy!!

    Salut!!!!!!

    1. Please sir, explain it a bit.

  4. You aren’t that good when it comes to cryptic or meta posts like this. This is more like a wiki entry and I had to click every link to get what you are trying to say.

  5. enjoyable small post

  6. obscurenessmoon July 30, 2014 — 12:47 am

    Did not understand a single thing…Sorry…

  7. Debasish Choudhury July 30, 2014 — 3:07 pm

    Is this supposed to be humour?

  8. haha .. now this is intelligent humour ..

  9. How do you think of all this? Outrageous indeed

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