The Cliched Cow Joke Redux

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[Something I posted on FB]

Congress: You have two cows. They take both, sell one to Italy, put the money in a Swiss bank and name the other Rahul.

BJP: You have two cows. They force you to worship both.

AAP: You have two cows. They steal the cows at night, blame Modi in the morning, and then milk one on even days and the other on odd days.

TMC: You have two cows. They run away to Gujarat.

RJD: You have two cows. They eat the fodder and then demand ransom for them.

JDU: You have two cows. They dub the cows Mahacows & then demand ransom for them.

AIADMK: You have two cows. If they don’t say “Amma” instead of “Hamba”, they get you in trouble.

BSP: You have two cows. They make you sell the cows, and use the money to pay for one more Mayawati statue.

Samajwadi Party: You have two cows. They become Azam Khan’s.

CPM: You have two cows. They make you milk the cows, then they take away the milk, kill the cows and call you an oppressor.

Delhi Daredevils: You have two cows. They buy both for a million dollars, and sell them for 100 rupees a year later

 

 

 

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