[Something I posted on FB]
Congress: You have two cows. They take both, sell one to Italy, put the money in a Swiss bank and name the other Rahul.
BJP: You have two cows. They force you to worship both.
AAP: You have two cows. They steal the cows at night, blame Modi in the morning, and then milk one on even days and the other on odd days.
TMC: You have two cows. They run away to Gujarat.
RJD: You have two cows. They eat the fodder and then demand ransom for them.
JDU: You have two cows. They dub the cows Mahacows & then demand ransom for them.
AIADMK: You have two cows. If they don’t say “Amma” instead of “Hamba”, they get you in trouble.
BSP: You have two cows. They make you sell the cows, and use the money to pay for one more Mayawati statue.
Samajwadi Party: You have two cows. They become Azam Khan’s.
CPM: You have two cows. They make you milk the cows, then they take away the milk, kill the cows and call you an oppressor.
Delhi Daredevils: You have two cows. They buy both for a million dollars, and sell them for 100 rupees a year later
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Lol!
this is hilarious !
good one!!!
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Hahaha… this is so perfect :p