The reason? At a conference on woman’s rights in Pakistan, he wore a blue and pink tie to symbolize cooperation between men and women.
An alpha-male of the first order abandoning his battle fatigues for a pink tie ! Really people like Gen Mush should not try to be the sensitive meterosexual type because the facade slips away so fast that it’s positively embarrassing for unabashed admirers like myself.
Here in New York on Saturday, Musharraf held a meeting with an invited audience to show himself off as a sensitive man. The meeting started awkwardly when he tried to demonstrate his feminist credentials by saying he opposed violence against women because it’s unchivalrous toward the weaker sex. Then, in response to skeptical questions, Musharraf lost his temper, shouting at audience members and threatening to “get” anyone who exposed Pakistan’s problems to the world.
“He totally lost it,” said Yasmeen Hassan, a Pakistani lawyer in New York who was present. “It’s so unbecoming of a president to get into shouting matches, and to say, ‘I’m going to get you.’
After that, unconfirmed souces reveal that General Musharaff started swinging his bonbon Gloria Estefan style and crooned:
At night when you turn off all the lights,
There’s no place that you can hide,
Oh no, the General is gonna get’cha
In bed, with a cover over you head
You pretend like you are dead
But I know it
The General is gonna gey’cha
General is gonna get’cha
General is gonna get’cha tonight
Oye Oye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coming back to the tie, I actually saw it and using my “Straight Eye on the Queer Guy” vision I perceived a subliminal message in the tie design……the pink on top and blue on bottom?
What you ask? Woman on top? That too in the democratic republic of Pakistan? Yes my friends that is exactly the point mushy Mushy was trying to make. Evidently, he has stumbled upon a sinister conspiracy being hatched by the womenfolk of his country. I shall let the General elaborate.
You must understand the environment in Pakistan,” The Washington Post quoted him as saying. “This has become a moneymaking concern. A lot of people say if you want to go abroad and get a visa for Canada or citizenship and be a millionaire, get yourself raped.”
“It is the easiest way of doing it,” he continued. “Every second person now wants to come up and get all the (pause) because there is so much of finances.”
Which brings me to the core issue. How desperate can women be to get the visa power? What a country Pakistan must be so that women, in order to leave the place, conspire to get themselves raped?
Consider the risks of this audacious enterprise. Remember again this is Pakistan—the land of the pure. What if you do plan to get yourself raped and then the rape backfires ! Here’s the law (read the full text if you do not trust the interpretation) interpreted thusly:
The Islamic Penal Law “Hadood Ordinance” repealed the provisions of the Pakistan Penal Code related to rape cases, in 1979. The Islamic Law of evidence applicable to cases of rape requires the evidence of four adult male Muslims, in order for the penalty of hadood to be imposed upon the accused. Being a half witness by law the raped woman can’t even testify against the crime committed against her. According to these laws, testimony of the victim requires strong corroboration for conviction by the court. On the other hand, where sexual intercourse is established but the absence of consent cannot be proved, the presumption that such intercourse occurred with the woman’s consent can place her at the risk of prosecution. In both cases, adultery or rape, a woman is kept in jail pending the ruling of the court. 52% of women languishing in the jails of Pakistan are waiting for their fate in these cases.
So what if, after getting yourself raped, you fail to get the required male witnesses? Cause now you have landed yourself in deep shit, for you have proven yourself to be an adultress for which the just punishment is stoning to death in a public place (or a lighter sentence of lashes—not eye lashes…whip lashes).
There is also the problem that US and Canada have little need for adulterers—Bill Clinton and the entire Hollywood gang are enough…thank you !
Of course our honest General has denied having made these statements despite the fact that Washington Post have him on tape. But hey, the General also claims that there is no cross-border infiltration, Kashmiri terrorist butchers are freedom fighters, Kargil was a plot hatched by Indians, the Al Qaeda is trying to kill him and that the General has no idea where Osama is.
He also claims that Sushmita Sen’s ones are real and Elvis and Bruce Lee share a house in Karachi’s Military Colony…the same place that Indian agents claim one D Ibrahim stays.
Lest readers misunderstand, I fully believe everything that our General says and am just as aghast at this conspiracy as he is.
However, he should perhaps lay off the pink tie.
Just a suggestion.