Oh my God !
Is that Jain uncle on the roof?
Why is he wearing only a chaddi and why oh why is he covered with Kisan Jam?
And oh lord what is he doing with those water balloons between his …mmmm…….jiggling belly and Jain Aunty’s?
Sweet Lord….No it cannot be……….Ewwwwwwwww………
Think alternatives to colours!
No, we’re strictly not hinting at eggs here! The deal is to tempt your partner… how about a foodie-Holi? Head kitchen-wards and take out all those colourful jams, jellies and juices and use them as great substitutes for colour. With these yummy edibles flowing down your bodies your, allow your lips to make the decisions for you! Not only will these edibles make up for a healthy Holi but also a yummy one
Have fun with water balloons!
Balloons are not just for kids… here’s what you can do as a grown-up! Go on your private terrace and spread out some water balloons in your private zone. Now, lie down close and let the action begin! As the heat builds up and the balloons squash and burst between you, let the excitement get to you! Make sure you don’t have peeping Toms around, or they’ll forget playing their Holi to watch you instead! [Link]