Koi Roko Na Deewanein Ko

Leave the governor alone.

Please.

Firstly which part of “allegedly” does the press not understand that they go after the poor man like this? As the governor says, in the age of Hollywood and Bollywood, all sorts of  manipulations can be done on pictures—– Superman can fly, scenes taken in a parking lot can become the battle of Helm’s Deep in Two towers and a governor’s picture can be surreptitiously inserted into footage of Vivid Video‘s Bengali-owned competitor Bibidh Bhideo’s sleazy productions all in order to malign a freedom fighter.

Plus there could be innocent explanations for what happened. Say you ask your subordinates to rent “Teen Deviyaan” (or “Teen Kanya” if you like more arty stuff) on a lazy afternoon. And rather than getting you the Dev Anand-directed movie’s DVD they take you literally and actually rent three deviyaans. Would this kind of galti se mistake ho gya be your fault?

As the governor says, with this incident, it has now become risky to even talk to a woman. True.

I am sure this has happened to all of us. You make a friendship with a woman and then have a light conversation about strip mining. Presently  you get introduced to her two room-mates who somehow remind you of  the hill state of Uttarkhand . Soon all four of you are sitting on the bed playing contract bridge while you test their maths knowledge with questions like “My age is twenty years more than the sum of your ages. Five years ago, my age was triple that of you and four-times yours and ten years hence it will be …”.

Now if we have all done this, why then are we going after the poor governor? [Must watch video]

My full support to the man.

I am sure he is  somewhere alone and sad, singing the song from 3 Idiots ” Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another chance. I wanna grow up once again.” and not, as some conspirators would like us to believe, the song One Two Three Four [Video]

Leave him alone. And have a happy new year.

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31 thoughts on “Koi Roko Na Deewanein Ko

  1. foursome at 86… i say we have our answer to Bill Clinton.

  2. i saw the vdo… wth he was not replying straight? reporter asked him “were u in the vdo?” his reply “now bollywood and hollywood has reached great heights in technology… heros are flying.. blah blah blah”

    reminded me of my engg graduation days when i used to answer every question on the question paper no matter even if i knew the answer or not.

  3. you forgot Ramoji film city. Very important fact!!

  4. CNN IBN has incorrectly spelled ND Tiwari’s name… N.D. Tewari!

  5. Awesome…. “Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another chance. I wanna grow up once again”…. Too good…

  6. Duracell wants the Governor to endorse their ‘Lasts Long Really Long” batteries.

  7. ND Tiwari is a seasoned player. How could he allow it to cum out?

  8. N DDTiwadi also has an unannounced son and refuses to own him. Case was in courts some day back.
    Tiwari and rathore like people .. @#^*

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruchika_Girhotra_Case

  9. Its embarassing ..but i think corruption charges against him are more serious and damaging for the country.

    http://www.business-standard.com/india/news/more-trouble-brewing-for-n-d-tiwari/380950/

    And paternity plea of rohit shekhar(son of former Congress party activist Ujjwala Sharma) had been rejected by court on technical grounds!

    http://www.deccanchronicle.com/hyderabad/court-dismisses-paternity-plea-against-nd-tiwari-775

  10. really dude, a governer seriously should have the freedom to have an innocent orgy or twelve in his own raj bhawan. shouldnt he?

  11. Governor surely is not fan of new age photo manipulation technology, but will somebody get his thoughts on new age erectile technology :).

  12. I liked the ‘sum of…’. Reminded me of my CAT coaching classes.

  13. I remember a school time PJ on this poor chap…

    Once upon a time..before the elections..his supporters, in order to show their loyalty..got the word ????..tattooed on their “u know what” ..when this innocent man asked them what does it mean..they told him to bring some hot babes in front of them…as the babes came… ???? got expanded to ?????? ???? ??????

    Sorry guys for such a bad joke…but i found it a very appropriate place to crack it 😛

  14. Oops..the hindi fonts didn’t work above….

    the supporter tattooed NAARI…which got expanded to NArayan dutt tiwARI..

  15. can’t control my grin…

    a thought. what is the difference btw NDTV and NDT. NDTV is in new delhi, NDT is out of delhi… he he he ..

    Happy new year to all!!

  16. utter nonsense our media people are .. i mean shouldnt they be asking HOW he managed to do it instead of WHY he did it ?? .. no wonder he took it to his heart and silently packed off to his ‘hill’ abound state of Uttarakhand .. in all fairness it can be said that he only wanted to have a feel of the Telangana pie ‘cos everyone nowadays seems to be wanting a piece of it .. as a Governor he found it his constitutional responsibility to dig deep and get hands on with this sensitive issue .. a ‘job’ he ‘hand’led well i would say .. now we shouldn’t castigate a man for doing his job should we ?
    P.S. : not sure if anybody remembers the much revered dr. Lodh of Kolkata fame but i feel Tiwariji might have paid him a visit or two in recent past !

  17. Happy new year Arnabda .

  18. Oops posted anonymously anyway

    double happy new year Arnabda 🙂

  19. I think Berlusconi and Clinton have some serious competition here. The Americans had Bad-boy Bill. Now we have Tharki Tiwari. Awesome 😀 .
    Happy new year 🙂

  20. Tragedy is that no one in the media seemed to bothered when in 80s and 90s he was supposed to be amongst the most corrupt politician in UP but now he has to resign because he slept with 3 women. We are ok with politicians being corrupt but we are not ok with politicians sleeping with call girls.

  21. @ Amar : “We are ok with politicians being corrupt but we are not ok with politicians sleeping with call girls.”

    These are the exact words I was looking for.
    Politicians can fuck with our country, our money, our infrastructure all they want and its all just a part of the game.

  22. Should be ‘Deewane’, not ‘Deewanein’, right?

  23. “I am sure this has happened to all of us. You make a friendship with a woman and then have a light conversation about strip mining. Presently you get introduced to her two room-mates who somehow remind you of the hill state of Uttarkhand . Soon all four of you are sitting on the bed playing contract bridge while you test their maths knowledge with questions like “My age is twenty years more than the sum of your ages. Five years ago, my age was triple that of you and four-times yours and ten years hence it will be …”.

    Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovely

    Happy New Year you and other readers.

  24. Short and funny

    Happy New Year

  25. brin and gear it January 2, 2010 — 9:48 am

    If you allege that I was in an orgy I will resign but not say “Saalo, mera umr beeth gaya. Ab yeh sab mere se hota nahin!”
    Mar jaayenge magar mardaangi pe aanch na aane denge!

    No wonder there is an SMS going around saying NDT is the real mascot for Viagra

  26. yatra tatra sarvartra January 2, 2010 — 2:07 pm

    his response is very krishnaesque “mein bahut sexy hoon, aur sabhi scandals main mein hi mein hoon”

  27. The sheer hypocrisy of Indian news-media (and most of the holier-than-thou public) is nauseating. Oh noes! The old man has sexual urges like every other heterosexual male on the planet. And he had consensual sex! The horror, the horror. Let’s all engage in collective cognitive dissonance and conveniently ignore the fact that such things occur frequently and widely across the nation.

    Of course, what the media (and aam junta) should be focusing on are his innumerable political indiscretions, unabashed corruption and blatant disregard for the law. But nobody gives a sh*t about those things because “that’s just the way things are”. Good grief people, get your priorities straight.

    As an earlier poster so succinctly put it, screw your constituents and live in luxury, screw a couple of women and you get hanged by your balls.

  28. he’s a charmer.

  29. Are you thinking of retiring from blogging?

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