Reza Aslan, sir, you do not know me, nor should you ever, but I have been following your work for a while. You come often on television, and whenever you do, I envy your well-accented English and how beautifully you handle questions, and always, and I mean always, I maintain a running count of how many times you declare “I am an expert on world religions”. Your shtick is that no religion should not be treated as a monolith, that we should consider nuance and the overlaying of culture and national identity on the practice of a religion before criticizing it, and that Islam, the subject you are most asked to comment on, is misinterpreted by evil men for their own ends, it is not a fault of the religion or of the concept of religion itself that global Islamic terrorism and ISIS and Al Qaeda exist, and most importantly, anyone who suggests anything else, is an Islamophobe, a bigot, and a Bill Maher.
I am writing to tell you, sir, that there is someone who has stolen your face and even your name, and doing a show on CNN called Believer, that “believer” with a “v” not a “b”. In the first episode, in case you have not seen the show, this impostor goes to India to understand the Aghori sect within Hinduism. Unlike you, though, you being a scholar of religion for twenty years, this man seems to have even his basic facts wrong, which, as any PhD knows (I am a PhD myself), is a no-no for our clan.
For instance, he mis-translates “Ghats” as “crematorium” where, in real, it means steps that go down to the water. Also, when he stands in front of a picture of Shiva, Parvati, Ganesh and Kartik, he seems unable to identify Kartik in the picture, and we know this because he does not refer to him while talking about Shiva’s family. Maybe he thought Kartik was photobombing this nice family picture, I don’t know. Given that he is doing a show on Aghoris, and claiming to be a religious scholar himself, he does not point out the distinction between the Left hand and the Right hand of the Aghori way, so fundamental to their teachings, and which would have helped a Western audience understand why some stay in “Ghats” and do apparently crazy things and others don’t. If he was who he claimed, he would also perhaps have tried to explain that Aghori doing taboo stuff stems from their radical skepticism, they believe that breaking the most accepted of rules is the only way up the plane of transcendence, and that human flesh is full of the “life-force” that pervades the universe and thus consuming it, is imbibing life force.
Or as another scholar said in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, which if you think of it explains Aghori principles better than the show on CNN.
My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force flow around you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, yes, even between the land and the ship.
If he really was a scholar of religion, that man in the CNN show, he should also have known that no true Aghori would give him a gurumantra in exchange of a skull-full of cheap liquor, that something as powerful as a true mantra can only be given after years of following the path. And if as nothing else, but as a PhD, this professed easy shortcut to supreme knowledge should have set off his BS meter in the way it does when we get an email assuring us of an accredited PhD, without submitting a dissertation, using purely our life experiences as a basis. As a man with common sense, not that a PhD necessarily implies that and I should know, this impostor of you should have known that he is being made a fool of, in the way Japanese tourists are by the guide who sells them a post-card of Rani Mukherjee in Aiyya with “Sir, here is genuine Kamasutra queen of India, hundred dollars only please”.
Or maybe this impostor wanted to be duped, because it made for great optics, a naked Hindu man with his pubes out, peeing into his palm and throwing excreta, surrounded by the worst kind of filth imaginable, crystallizing in a moment of must-see TV, pretty much all the Western audience will remember about this program, perhaps because it affirms their worst stereotypes about Hinduism
13 thoughts on “Unbelievably Believer”
I have not seen the entire episode, but have seen the promos. I hope this post gets tweeted and retweeted so that it reaches Aslan sir 🙂
i am afraid to see this — afraid i’ll get angry out of my mind 😦
“Nothing wrong here again still, except that thousands of Hindu children, who go to schools in the US, already facing some say an elevated level of racist discourse, will now have to put up with bullying of the sort “Hey take off your pants and do as Hindus do”, and “Hey does your dad eat human flesh?” ”
How true this rings–no thank you believer for lying
I am glad I did not watch it. I have never heard of this sect.
Sir has already said “the intention behind “Believer” is to spread awareness and not to sensationalize”. It must be this imposter…
Please sign this
Excellent article GB… You spoken my feelings..
He is just trying to show that there is shit in every religion, and earn a few $s. Unfortunately, he never tried to understand it from the right point of view, eventually creating a demon of a community of aghori’s who really meant no harm to him (until he went to them out of his own choice).
Also Interesting is your PhD take… I never understood the idea to be a guinea-pig yourself to understand a science experiment.. clearly shows a pre-meditated mocking.
Great write-up. Kudos to you. I have just seen the promos of this show and it was enough to turn me off. The ad for this show display Aghoris prominently at their menacing best. I could tell right away that this was going to be a hit piece and so it has turned out, gauging by the reactions. Just out of morbid curiosity, I am looking forward to further episodes and how we handles other religions and their fringe elements. Is he going to highlight the extreme nut jobs in other religions, say Islam, or is he going to treat them with kid gloves. You made your point with humor and without stooping to his level. Well done.
Interesting post. In fact, I came to your blog after a long time–more than a year, just to check if you are still blogging and was surprised to see the blog being updated. Great work….Will keep coming.
Very well articulated! I haven’t watched this but most of my Indian friends did and were very upset at the portrayal of one tiny faction of Hindus .
Excellent satire GB. Very well articulated. Kudos
Great stuff Arnab.
Aslan is a charlatan anyway and has been falsely pontificating on religions for a long time. Sam Harris, Sarah Haidar, and most tellingly Dave Pakman in this video have exposed him many times.