Ab Kya Missile Doon

Published on March 12, 2009 in Silly. 30 Comments

 

Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dee !

So finally our great Mujahideen-turned-Pakistani-intellectual Hamid-bhai has been vindicated!

The Zionist-Hindu axis responsible for Tsunami, Mumbai 26/11 and other assorted acts of malfeasance has finally stepped out from the shadowy backrooms into the spotlight. And they have done so in the most sensationally uplifting “Jai Ho” style possible.

As part of their advertising blitz designed to highlight the deep bonds of pyar, ishq aur mohabbat between the Israeli and the Indian peoples (first hinted at in the song “Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew” from Sanjog) an Israeli defense company has supposedly come up with a Bollywood-style music video (unveiled at Aero 2009) that should put the fear of “Taal” in the Taaliban and our other enemies. [Must watch Video]

Though the garland-clad missiles lying about like phallic symbols are a touch of genius just like the thousands of pots in  Nainon Main Sapna, I would have preferred they use as the theme the song from the appropriately named movie “Suraksha” [Saif, Suneil, Monica Bedi] which went something like this:

O La O La O La
Surakshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….. Surkashaaaa…..Soooorakshaaaa…
O Mere Sanam O Mere Sanam
Jal Gayi Duniya (Yes this refers to you our neighbours)
Ek Huye Hum
Ek Naheen
Do Naheen
Suraksha Karo Meri Saathon Janam.
Surkasha Surkasha Teri Karenge Saatho Janam…. [Link]

Now only if Bofors had made a video based on the “Paisa ye paisa” song things might have been so different.

(link courtesy Shan)

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