Our friendly neighborhood terrorists have gone Gandhian in Guantanamo. Protesting against their ‘indefinite detention and inhuman conditions”, they have started refusing to eat food and water. Of course, they won’t be dying anytime soon.
According to Al Jazeera,
US military officials said detainees who refuse food are given medical treatment including intravenous hydration, water, the sports energy drink Gatorade, a nutritional supplement called Ensure and are admitted to hospital if needed.
As Ashok Kumar would say, while watering his plants “Ensure (Insure) and be secure.”
Come on people, these people *do* have human rights. Sure they do not recognize the human rights of Kafirs like us but that does not mean that we should not recognize theirs. I am sure there must be humane and polite ways of extracting information out of 9/11 conspirators—like saying “Please” and “Thank you”.
And what have we given them. Sleep deprivation, disorientation, exposure to the sun and none of the excellent food, water and shade they were used to in the caves of Tora Bora.
Mohammed Al Qhatani is your everyday Joe who oversaw the massacre of innocents on 9/11. He still has a lot of information on where the other sleeper cells are and who his handlers are. But for some strange reason, he does not want to talk much about it. So the US interrogators get dirty——-they grab him, poke him in the chest, pour water over his head, perform a puppet show for him (which devilish mind came up with this—Miss Piggy?) , show him pictures of 9/11 victims, a picture of a 9/11 victim is pasted on his trousers…
And then the true shocker….inhuman and cruel punishment if there is one.
He is made to listen , in loop, to Christina Aguilera’s “Genie In a Bottle” …………
Oh… I feel like I’ve been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To release me
You’re licking your lips and blowing kisses my way
But that dont mean I’m gonna give it away
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Oh whoa… My body’s saying let’s go
Oh whoa… But my heart is saying no (no)
And Qhatani asks himself—-are the virgins and young boys in heaven really worth this ? Please please……….RELEASE ME.
At least he did not have to hear “I am not a girl not yet a woman” by Britney or “My milkshake brings the boys to the yard” by Kellis………………I am sure if he had, he would be human jelly by now, and crying for a bullet through his brain. His wish would be granted.
But not the way he wants it.
He would then be assailed with a night of Ricky Martin singing “Like a bullet through your brain…….Upside Inside out Livin’ La Vida Loca”.
Point to note that so desperate was this man to get out, he even gave his gentleman’s word that if he was released, he would act as a double agent.
Somehow noone believed him.
Coming back to the Guantanamo prisoners, they are not giving up without a fight. They have decided to boycott showers and smell the US interrogators into submission. Some of them also refused to wear clothes——which just shows that listening to too much Christina Aguilera ultimately makes you behave like her.
What is outrageous is that these men do not know when they will be released. I mean that is so friggin not-on. When these men capture their enemies they never hold onto their prisoners for more than two weeks.
That’s human rights for you.
No puppets, no women invading your personal space. Bow in front of a camera, fall at their feet begging for forgiveness, tearfully bid goodbye to your loved ones and then be beheaded in front of the camera———-the protocol is simple and uniform—-no waiting for days and months for trials and lawyers.
Face it, a chop with a sword on your neck and a lawyer in a black suit—-which one would you like?
Things are better if you are not a Westerner and happen to be Indian. No public humiliation in front of a camera, no falling at someone’s feet. For Indians captured, it’s slow torture——blinding, amputation, castration (all this while being alive)——succintly referred to as the Saurabh Kalia treatment.
Again, castration vs muppet shows? Which one sounds more humane?
Yes the liberals agree with us. That’s why they jump up and down over US’s supposed excesses on the lambkins interred at Guantanamo———innocent sheep who if given half a chance would not hesitate to maim and kill and violate the most fundamental human right—–the right to live. And yet the same liberals ascribe gentle castrations to the overall brutality of war (and therefore not the fault of a particular side in this war)———-note the identification of the enemy in the first case and a principle in the second.
Pump up the Aguilera baby.