For a second I thought she had passed away while kissing.
Mallika Sherawat, India’s export to the world, was having a normal work day. Which means she was doing a kissing scene underwater for her latest movie “Pyar ke Side Effects” (I am not making this one up–even my demented mind shorts out at that level). Stung by the cold water and fatigued by the effort to keep herself submerged against the upward Archimedian force of the floatation devices affixed to her chest by surgical procedure, she had a drink of brandy–an act which combined with the cold made her pass out.
The fruit (Mallika mango) must be picked mature green and ripened in camel dung or a cardboard box (whichever is handy).
Incidentally what kind of a man is Rahul Bose, the hero? Isn’t he man enough to keep a woman warm with his tongue action even though they may be underwater?
This is exactly why we need Imran Hashmi, the specialist serial kisser, to essay these challenging roles so that Rahul Bose can do stuff he can handle— like the role of a quiet photographer stuck in a riot.
In other Mallika Sherawat news, Ms. Sherawat rocked Kerala when she went to shoot there for her upcoming movie “Fauj Main Mauj” (again I do not know who comes up with these titles) where according to this charming report:
The crowds went berserk when they saw Mallika in limited clothing and wanted to paw her.
Mallika seemed to be enjoying the fact that lusty men were watching her as well, knowing that she had enough security.
Press reports indicate that she was given the honorary title of “Malloo without Palloo” by the local “lusty” “paw-pulation” for her “limited clothing”—-something that has not gone down well with fans of local heavyweight Shakeela.
Concluding our “limited acting” Sherawat roundup, the artist formerly known as Mona Chopra (the same Mona Chopra who was going to strip full top to bottom for Vinod Pande’s “Red Swastika)Â (new name: Sherlyn)Â has announced that she feels lusty for Mallika.
The sensuous actress has been raving about the sultry Mallika Sherawat to all and sundry! “There’s something about her that drives me crazy,” she remarks.
Sherlyn even feels Mallika is no less than Britney Spears.
What’s more! She quips, “I don’t mind being a Madonna and locking lips with her”.
Ms. Chopra, a friendly warning. Just take care to keep her warm while you lock lips. And if at any time, you feel you cannot handle the “Pyar ke Side Effects” and see the whites of Mallika’s eyes,Â all Indian “maujis”Â will be thereÂ withÂ their “paws”….to lend a helping hand to both of you.