Khujli The Magazine


[Actual news-item as to why the great man will not be seen at the T20 World Cup ]


29 thoughts on “Khujli The Magazine

  1. i’m pretty sure the biomechanical experts in Perth will be involved
    maybe to test if the infection is flexing his ding-dong more than 15 degrees at the point of release 😛

  2. I think to improve ties between BCCI and PCB, BCCI should invite him to visit sablok clinic/hakeem usmani ka dawakhaana

    ~ blog linked in the comment above is not mine…

  3. @GB: I was actually thinking of sending u the link but u came up with a post before i could send u.

  4. Lol man.
    btw GB, that 4th comment from Savitha Babhi (!) is somehow redirecting to my blog. :0
    Would be grateful if you could delete that one and safeguard my god name. 🙂

  5. Oh man, his good looks are going to be utterly wasted now. Anyway, hopefully his regular massages (seen above) help him.

    This is more disgusting than that peom called ‘shit’ that I wrote. Delightfully disgusting.

  6. Training ditty at the Bhuvan Memorial Kingfisher Cricket Academy (to the tunes of the USMC marching song);

    D1ldo and Bhookha were a layin’ in bed
    D1ldo rolled over an’ this is what he said:
    “Gimme some!
    Ahh gimme some!
    Gimme more!
    Ahh gimme more!
    VD! VD!
    Good fer you,
    Good fer me!
    Mmmmm good!
    Mmmmm good!
    Feels Good!
    Feels good!
    Good fer you,
    Good fer me!”
    I don’t know but I’ve been told,
    ‘pindi pu$$y is mighty cold.
    Sho-aaib Akhtar is a sonnova bitch
    He’s got the blue b@lls, clap and the seven year itch.

  7. Ki somosyaa taa ki … b1c#1 tey fodaa hoyeche ? Ey maaaaaa !br>
    “Mahayan” thekey 1-ta line…

    Jholaa b1c#1 chinRey gelo, holo moneybag

  8. Hey why has PCB screwed up Akthar!?
    More interesting the scoop news on top.. Bollywood rushes for test?? Wait until aaj tak/ star news/ c*rap news channel gets hold of this… you will see “BREAKING NEWS” about sharukh khan’s test & its results.

    2 rupees is to much to know about him!!

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  10. news item not reported – upon hearing the news of akhtar’s [std] genital warts, dozens of bollywood starlets rush to get penicillin shots.

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