Khujli The Magazine

[Actual news-item as to why the great man will not be seen at the T20 World Cup ]

29 thoughts on “Khujli The Magazine

  1. Oh GOD!! Did we really need to know that?

  2. i’m pretty sure the biomechanical experts in Perth will be involved
    maybe to test if the infection is flexing his ding-dong more than 15 degrees at the point of release 😛

  3. perils of being a “night rider”?

  4. Savita Bhabhi May 24, 2009 — 4:47 am

    I think to improve ties between BCCI and PCB, BCCI should invite him to visit sablok clinic/hakeem usmani ka dawakhaana

    ~ blog linked in the comment above is not mine…

  5. Don Ayan de Marco May 24, 2009 — 6:48 am

    @GB: I was actually thinking of sending u the link but u came up with a post before i could send u.

  6. PCB has effectively destroyed his sex life!!

    @GB: Did you make this?? You are quite an artiste..

  7. ha ha ha

  8. Lol man.
    btw GB, that 4th comment from Savitha Babhi (!) is somehow redirecting to my blog. :0
    Would be grateful if you could delete that one and safeguard my god name. 🙂

  9. Tell everybody about it.

  10. Seems the Rawalpindi Express is having its engine pumped up at the rear 😉

  11. Savita Bhabhi May 24, 2009 — 3:21 pm

    @Arjun…apologies but not my fault……some wordpress fault…has happened earlier also.

  12. shoaib : why ppl always fuck me when i am already fucked up

  13. Oh man, his good looks are going to be utterly wasted now. Anyway, hopefully his regular massages (seen above) help him.

    This is more disgusting than that peom called ‘shit’ that I wrote. Delightfully disgusting.

  14. BalalSangh Parivar May 24, 2009 — 5:15 pm

    Training ditty at the Bhuvan Memorial Kingfisher Cricket Academy (to the tunes of the USMC marching song);

    D1ldo and Bhookha were a layin’ in bed
    D1ldo rolled over an’ this is what he said:
    “Gimme some!
    Ahh gimme some!
    Gimme more!
    Ahh gimme more!
    VD! VD!
    Good fer you,
    Good fer me!
    Mmmmm good!
    Mmmmm good!
    Feels Good!
    Feels good!
    Good fer you,
    Good fer me!”
    I don’t know but I’ve been told,
    ‘pindi pu$$y is mighty cold.
    Sho-aaib Akhtar is a sonnova bitch
    He’s got the blue b@lls, clap and the seven year itch.

  15. Man!!
    2 rs/- is a LOT for knowing about akhtars genital problems!!

  16. Ki somosyaa taa ki … b1c#1 tey fodaa hoyeche ? Ey maaaaaa !br>
    “Mahayan” thekey 1-ta line…

    Jholaa b1c#1 chinRey gelo, holo moneybag

  17. My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!

  18. Intorrid Waters May 25, 2009 — 1:55 am

    Ha ha .. PCB has ensured Shoaib remains celibate for the foreseeable future[:p]

  19. 2 rs lot for akhtar ???

  20. Hey why has PCB screwed up Akthar!?
    More interesting the scoop news on top.. Bollywood rushes for test?? Wait until aaj tak/ star news/ c*rap news channel gets hold of this… you will see “BREAKING NEWS” about sharukh khan’s test & its results.

    2 rupees is to much to know about him!!

  21. hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  22. hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[1]

  23. Who’s Dipayan, by the way? The browser seems to have identity crisis.

  24. Laga Laga Laga Re Laga Prem Rog ! ROFL

    There is unprofessionalism at all levels in pakistan.

  25. news item not reported – upon hearing the news of akhtar’s [std] genital warts, dozens of bollywood starlets rush to get penicillin shots.

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