Baraah Na De

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[Photo courtesy Anirudh Bhatt]

Dhoni ki “baraah”  inch dilayega Vishwacup. I have my doubts. Not so much about the Viswacup but about the “baraah” inch part. Though why he went from 1.5 feet to “baraah” inch I am struggling to understand. Maybe Sehwag’s mysterious “coming back home”  may have something to do with the reduction.

To paraphrase John Donne “Any man’s muscle tear diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind.”

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46 thoughts on “Baraah Na De

  1. Am the 2nd … at least an ipod headphone plz 😛
    Dunno why Dhoni wanted a new bat… may be he’s thinking of settling down!

  2. Dhoni ko barah ounce bheje ki zaroorat hai. Saala 4 number pe batting karta hai ……ahead of Raina and Yuvraj ….. we would have lost the BD game had it not been for Yuvi’s hitting ….Just cause he has such a gifted team his tactical blunders are often camouflaged ….. neways usne media se panga liya hai ….. he is like that typical Jamshedpur- Ranchi area….”Main hero hoon” type of a boy …..jis din girega to G mein bahut zor ki choat lagegi ……

  3. ..and he decides to come one-down to a weak Irish boling attack again today …… I think he is just trying to enhance his own career at the expense of the team.

  4. Is it a Bat?
    I am scared to ask…
    12 inch… Shouldn’t Dhoni consider alternate career options (except cricket and modelling)
    Hopefully this is not moderated 🙂

  5. Wtf was the guy thinking when he made this headline and wtf was the editor doing when he approved this message to go on air?
    Anyways I just watch IndiaTV to relax myself!!!

  6. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h…. very funny..
    India TV is my sabse favorite channel. it is the best.
    News what they broadcast, you wont find it anywhere else…

    Jai Ho !! IndiaTV

  7. Well, well, well India TV takes the cake. Will the headlines qualify as pornography?

    About the 12 inches of Dhoni, it’s not exactly setting the field on fire these days.

  8. Well, India TV, what can you say.

    Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….

    What next?

    “Sachin ka Black Forest dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”

    Don’t moderate this greatbong…

  9. Well well well, India TV, what can you say.

    after a series of torturous hedlines on Khalli (“The mahaballi”) and E.T. distroying Earth on 12th March, Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….

    What next?

    “Sachin ka Black Forest (or Kaala jungle) dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”

    Don’t moderate this greatbong…

  10. Well well well, India TV, what can you say.

    after a series of torturous headlines on Khalli (“The mahaballi”) and E.T. distroying Earth on 12th March, Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….

    What next?

    “Sachin ka Black Forest (or Kaala jungle) dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”

    Don’t moderate this greatbong…

  11. Now I understand why team members do exactly what captain ask them. He has plan, and now we know he has ability to execute it. 😉

  12. no wonder the entire cricketing fraternity looks up to him & the men in blue listen to him obediently – he’s the real ballebaaz 😛

  13. GB, I guess this revelation makes Dhoni eligible for an honorary doctorate and a chair named after him at the famous Lund Univerity.

  14. LOL.. thats nice. Trying to look up who broadcasts India TV here.. [singapore]. Don’t care how much they charge – I want a good laugh day after day.

    BTW – how did the editors approve of this?

  15. Is Rajat Sharma still running this loony bin? That blog with the India TV caps is hilarious – hours of yummy fun.

  16. Nice one GB. I noticed a similar funny story when they quoted the examples of Gibbs, Duminy and Jayasuriya and analyzed that they are good players because they are bald. Hehe.

    @ Divyo – You might be a Jamshedpuriya but you sound like a Dada’s fan (most of them are pissed off with Dhoni these days). Dhoni’s best innings are at number 3 only but yeah he might have lost some punch off his bat but otherwise going by reputation, he is the cleanest hitter of the ball in the current team. And why the way what do you mean by typical “Ranchi – Jamshedpur” Guy?

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