[Photo courtesy Anirudh Bhatt]
Dhoni ki “baraah” inch dilayega Vishwacup. I have my doubts. Not so much about the Viswacup but about the “baraah” inch part. Though why he went from 1.5 feet to “baraah” inch I am struggling to understand. Maybe Sehwag’s mysterious “coming back home” may have something to do with the reduction.
To paraphrase John Donne “Any man’s muscle tear diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind.”
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I am the first.
Always wondered how Dhoni could loft the ball so high with such ease.
That explains
Am the 2nd … at least an ipod headphone plz 😛
Dunno why Dhoni wanted a new bat… may be he’s thinking of settling down!
ROTFL
Very seriously GB, whats the news about?
is Dhoni planning to use a mongoose?
😀 barah Inch… India has a real ‘man’ as its captain! Now i know the reason for team spirit!!!
awaiting moderation!!!! ei tah kobe theke….
Dhoni ko barah ounce bheje ki zaroorat hai. Saala 4 number pe batting karta hai ……ahead of Raina and Yuvraj ….. we would have lost the BD game had it not been for Yuvi’s hitting ….Just cause he has such a gifted team his tactical blunders are often camouflaged ….. neways usne media se panga liya hai ….. he is like that typical Jamshedpur- Ranchi area….”Main hero hoon” type of a boy …..jis din girega to G mein bahut zor ki choat lagegi ……
BTW …before nebody takes offence …. I am a Jamshedpuri myself …..
..and he decides to come one-down to a weak Irish boling attack again today …… I think he is just trying to enhance his own career at the expense of the team.
Is it a Bat?
I am scared to ask…
12 inch… Shouldn’t Dhoni consider alternate career options (except cricket and modelling)
Hopefully this is not moderated 🙂
Way to go India
Wtf was the guy thinking when he made this headline and wtf was the editor doing when he approved this message to go on air?
Anyways I just watch IndiaTV to relax myself!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h…. very funny..
India TV is my sabse favorite channel. it is the best.
News what they broadcast, you wont find it anywhere else…
Jai Ho !! IndiaTV
Dhoni or not, it just cannot be 12-inches, for then it would be another “foot”.
India TV guys have forgot to mention — 12 inch in normal state or excited state??
Lol!
LOL..but the hardness of willy er..willow wood actuallly matters.
hey i want to see dhoni real batting with his real bat
Still awaiting Moderation.
Well, well, well India TV takes the cake. Will the headlines qualify as pornography?
About the 12 inches of Dhoni, it’s not exactly setting the field on fire these days.
Well, India TV, what can you say.
Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….
What next?
“Sachin ka Black Forest dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”
Don’t moderate this greatbong…
Well well well, India TV, what can you say.
after a series of torturous hedlines on Khalli (“The mahaballi”) and E.T. distroying Earth on 12th March, Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….
What next?
“Sachin ka Black Forest (or Kaala jungle) dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”
Don’t moderate this greatbong…
Well well well, India TV, what can you say.
after a series of torturous headlines on Khalli (“The mahaballi”) and E.T. distroying Earth on 12th March, Ek yahi headline dekhnaa baaki bachaa thaa….
What next?
“Sachin ka Black Forest (or Kaala jungle) dilaa dega World Cup-2011 !!!!!”
Don’t moderate this greatbong…
Shit, looks like the server was down and posted 3-times in a bid to view the message.
And BBC was reporting that Indian men are inadequate…..!!!
Now I understand why team members do exactly what captain ask them. He has plan, and now we know he has ability to execute it. 😉
no wonder the entire cricketing fraternity looks up to him & the men in blue listen to him obediently – he’s the real ballebaaz 😛
hahaha.. Barah inch ka bat ??? 😀
Cool, never knew Dhoni was hung like a horse !!
It’s not the size, it’s how you use it 😉
GB, I guess this revelation makes Dhoni eligible for an honorary doctorate and a chair named after him at the famous Lund Univerity.
Not sure if any of you guys noticed the headline below
“Chauthi Duniya sampark kare 011-47149999”
WTF is that…IndiaTV zindabad
LOL.. thats nice. Trying to look up who broadcasts India TV here.. [singapore]. Don’t care how much they charge – I want a good laugh day after day.
BTW – how did the editors approve of this?
Is Rajat Sharma still running this loony bin? That blog with the India TV caps is hilarious – hours of yummy fun.
Here’s the India TV blog – enjoy!!
http://stupidindiatv.blogspot.com/
Just one comment.
ROTFL!!
@Adi – Awesum!!
For BCCI, ‘size does matter’ it seems!
Hahahaha
India TV Rocks!!
Dhoni is the new Mandingo. ROFL
Nice one GB. I noticed a similar funny story when they quoted the examples of Gibbs, Duminy and Jayasuriya and analyzed that they are good players because they are bald. Hehe.
@ Divyo – You might be a Jamshedpuriya but you sound like a Dada’s fan (most of them are pissed off with Dhoni these days). Dhoni’s best innings are at number 3 only but yeah he might have lost some punch off his bat but otherwise going by reputation, he is the cleanest hitter of the ball in the current team. And why the way what do you mean by typical “Ranchi – Jamshedpur” Guy?
LMAO!!
Stupid India TV hahahaha
very good and true name
Dhoni got wood eh?
chances are that he’ll be declared LBW while it will be the ’12 inch’