Desipundit has outdone itself. Without doubt, the voice of the Indian blogosphere’s voice, it has also attained the endorsement of all Mithun-bhakts ( an organization whose reach is far beyond that of the Illuminati or the Priory of Sion) by posting a link to the Second Coming—-the arrival of the “Son of God”—- Mithun Junior or Mimoh.
Called Mohakshay at birth (year of the lord 1985) , his birth was blessed by the 6 wise men —6 giants of world cinema— Kanti Shah (director: Loha, Gunda) , Rajiv Babbar (director: Yamraaj), Babbar Subhash (director: Classic Dance of Love, Disco Dancer, Divine Lovers) , TLV Prasad (director: Sher-E-Hindustan, Jurmana), Adarsh Jain (director: Bengal Tiger) and K.Bapaiah (Waqt Ki Awaaz). Before he could walk, Mimoh was disco-dancing in his diapers; his first words were “aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh salaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa ” and at the age of 5 he heroically saved the Chakraborty pet female dog from being violated by a stray kutta. Mentored in the art of acting by Puru Rajkumar, great things were prophesied for him.
Mithun-da, the Zeus of all men realizing the need for international exposure, sent Mimoh to LA acting school where he was taught by the masters of the craft—-Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Ron Jeremy. His first audition was for the role of Achilles in the international production “Troy”—-a picture of him during that audition provided here.
Despite his rave auditions [ in one scene, he tells Hector : “Bheegi Hui Cigarette Jal Nahin Sakti, Tere Maut Ke Date Fixed Hain Tal Nahin Sakti” (Just as a wet fag cannot be lit, the day of your death also cannot be changed) and another where after mutilating Hector’s body, Achilles (Mimoh) spits at his corpse and says, in perfect Greek: “Tu bina petrol ki gaadi hai, Bina nashe ki taadi hai,Tu woh fateli saari hai, Jo ek hijda bhi nahin pehnegi” (too powerful to translate) ], some Godless apostates conspired to give the role to the pathetic Brad Pitt who promptly copied Mimoh’s look and adapted it for the role (note the similarities with Mimoh’s picture)
Dejected, Mimoh came back to India and asked the God himself to launch him like the son of God deserves to be. After all every do-kadi film actor worth his name like Amitabh, Dharmendra, Hema Malini were launching and promoting their offsprings—–and imagine what a Mithun-blessed project would do for his son.
But no. See what Mithun-da says.
Chakraborty says, “Mimoh has been signed by Venus for one of their films.” Why didn’t he launch him under his home production? ” I have decided not to launch him. I see my son as a product and not as Mithun Chakraborty’s son. He has to fight his own battles in life. As a father, I have given him the skills necessary to shape himself as an actor. Till he is 21 I will advise him. I have already started giving him tips on acting like how to get into the skin of a character, how to switch on and off screen, how not to bring work home, how one should stand by one’s producers and things like that.”
Wise words indeed. No spoon-feeding, no nepotism. Just the transference of skills. And life’s lessons—-for instance Mithunda knows the pitfalls of “bringing work home”—-remember the time he almost brought his co-star Sridevi home? Yogeeta Bali, his wife, was not amused !
So now Mimoh will debut in either Vikram Bhatt, India’s most original director’s new movie or Deepak Sareen (director: Albela and after whom the gas Sarin is named)’s upcoming flick. Who cares for things like director or story once Mimoh is in the marquee——-here is praying for a quick release of Mimoh’s debut movie.
Hallelujah ! Hallelujah !
The Son of God is coming to a theatre near you.
The film artistes those who go into oblivion at times come out to see light. It becomes striking to know about such artistes indeed. Mithun Chakraborthy, who is popularly known as super star of flop films has only one great number in his life that made him popular all over India. That was nothing other than the film “Disco Dancer”. This Bengali Babu Moshai is making a presence on Telugu screen shortly as per the latest buzz in film circles. Lagadapati Sridhar is thinking to place him in a role in the film “Style” that he is making in the direction of Lawrence. Prabhudeva, Kamalini Mukherjee and Charmy are the other casting in the film. If it were true, one has to wait and see the “Style” of this old “Disco Dancer”.
Going into oblivion? Idiots….just because you dont see God everyday does it mean he has gone into “oblivion” ? Superstar of flop films? The 3 National Awards, the string of megahits unrivalled by anyone and all you can say is that “Disco Dancer” was his only hit? Hah….won’t even dignify that one with a retort. I dont know about you but I smell regionalism all over this little article—–a bit of putrid bitchiness coming from someone worried that the “Bengali Babu Moshai” is going to put the home grown heroes out of business.As Mithun-da would say: ” Tere naam ke kutta na paloon ” (Wont even call my dog by your name)
Bullshit. Compared to this, give me an IIPM advertisement any day.
PS: All Mithun-bhakts are kindly requested to go here and try to do, as much as they can, for victims of the recent earthquake.