Desipundit has outdone itself. Without doubt, the voice of the Indian blogosphere’s voice, it has also attained the endorsement of all Mithun-bhakts ( an organization whose reach is far beyond that of the Illuminati or the Priory of Sion) by posting a link to the Second Coming—-the arrival of the “Son of God”—- Mithun Junior or Mimoh.
Called Mohakshay at birth (year of the lord 1985) , his birth was blessed by the 6 wise men —6 giants of world cinema— Kanti Shah (director: Loha, Gunda) , Rajiv Babbar (director: Yamraaj), Babbar Subhash (director: Classic Dance of Love, Disco Dancer, Divine Lovers) , TLV Prasad (director: Sher-E-Hindustan, Jurmana), Adarsh Jain (director: Bengal Tiger) and K.Bapaiah (Waqt Ki Awaaz). Before he could walk, Mimoh was disco-dancing in his diapers; his first words were “aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh salaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa ” and at the age of 5 he heroically
saved the Chakraborty pet female dog from being violated by a stray kutta. Mentored in the art of acting by Puru Rajkumar, great things were prophesied for him.
Mithun-da, the Zeus of all men realizing the need for international exposure, sent Mimoh to LA acting school where he was taught by the masters of the craft—-Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Ron Jeremy. His first audition was for the role of Achilles in the international production “Troy”—-a picture of him during that audition provided here.
Despite his rave auditions [ in one scene, he tells Hector : “Bheegi Hui Cigarette Jal Nahin Sakti, Tere Maut Ke Date Fixed Hain Tal Nahin Sakti” (Just as a wet fag cannot be 
lit, the day of your death also cannot be changed) and another where after mutilating Hector’s body, Achilles (Mimoh) spits at his corpse and says, in perfect Greek: “Tu bina petrol ki gaadi hai, Bina nashe ki taadi hai,Tu woh fateli saari hai, Jo ek hijda bhi nahin pehnegi” (too powerful to translate) ], some Godless apostates conspired to give the role to the pathetic Brad Pitt who promptly copied Mimoh’s look and adapted it for the role (note the similarities with Mimoh’s picture)
Dejected, Mimoh came back to India and asked the God himself to launch him like the son of God deserves to be. After all every do-kadi film actor worth his name like Amitabh, Dharmendra, Hema Malini were launching and promoting their offsprings—–and imagine what a Mithun-blessed project would do for his son.
But no. See what Mithun-da says.
Chakraborty says, “Mimoh has been signed by Venus for one of their films.” Why didn’t he launch him under his home production? ” I have decided not to launch him. I see my son as a product and not as Mithun Chakraborty’s son. He has to fight his own battles in life. As a father, I have given him the skills necessary to shape himself as an actor. Till he is 21 I will advise him. I have already started giving him tips on acting like how to get into the skin of a character, how to switch on and off screen, how not to bring work home, how one should stand by one’s producers and things like that.”
Wise words indeed. No spoon-feeding, no nepotism. Just the transference of skills. And life’s lessons—-for instance Mithunda knows the pitfalls of “bringing work home”—-remember the time he almost brought his co-star Sridevi home? Yogeeta Bali, his wife, was not amused !
So now Mimoh will debut in either Vikram Bhatt, India’s most original director’s new movie or Deepak Sareen (director: Albela and after whom the gas Sarin is named)’s upcoming flick. Who cares for things like director or story once Mimoh is in the marquee——-here is praying for a quick release of Mimoh’s debut movie.
Hallelujah ! Hallelujah !
The Son of God is coming to a theatre near you.
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A Mithun-bhakt sent me a link where some misguided, deluded retards have spread misinformation about Prabhuji.
The film artistes those who go into oblivion at times come out to see light. It becomes striking to know about such artistes indeed. Mithun Chakraborthy, who is popularly known as super star of flop films has only one great number in his life that made him popular all over India. That was nothing other than the film “Disco Dancer”. This Bengali Babu Moshai is making a presence on Telugu screen shortly as per the latest buzz in film circles. Lagadapati Sridhar is thinking to place him in a role in the film “Style” that he is making in the direction of Lawrence. Prabhudeva, Kamalini Mukherjee and Charmy are the other casting in the film. If it were true, one has to wait and see the “Style” of this old “Disco Dancer”.
Going into oblivion? Idiots….just because you dont see God everyday does it mean he has gone into “oblivion” ? Superstar of flop films? The 3 National Awards, the string of megahits unrivalled by anyone and all you can say is that “Disco Dancer” was his only hit? Hah….won’t even dignify that one with a retort. I dont know about you but I smell regionalism all over this little article—–a bit of putrid bitchiness coming from someone worried that the “Bengali Babu Moshai” is going to put the home grown heroes out of business.As Mithun-da would say: ” Tere naam ke kutta na paloon ” (Wont even call my dog by your name)
Bullshit. Compared to this, give me an IIPM advertisement any day.
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PS: All Mithun-bhakts are kindly requested to go here and try to do, as much as they can, for victims of the recent earthquake.
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“for instance Mithunda knows the pitfalls of “bringing work home”—-remember the time he almost brought his co-star Sridevi home? Yogeeta Bali, his wife, was not amused !”
*howling* OUCHH! No fair! No fair at all! You have got to warn us before doing this to us unsuspecting souls. But then again, why did I not see this coming! 🙂
Fantastic, as always! 🙂
Abishek Bachchan…..you can run, but you can’t hide.
Here comes Mimoh………”Jitna bhag sakte ho, bhag lo. Phir mauka nahin milega.”
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Joy directed me to this blog a while ago. Back here after a lapse and making up for lost time. Brilliant stuff. Chaliye Jao!
From a Mithun Fan to another….
Brilliant!
We are not worthy!
I still remember Mithun’s break through mainstream film called Ashanti where he stole the thunder from a balding Rajesh Khanna ..his dialogue was..Teri Jaat Ka Bhaida marooo..!
More posts on Prabhuji are eagerly awaited!
“Mithun-da, the Zeus of all men realizing the need for international exposure, sent Mimoh to LA acting school where he was taught by the masters of the craft—-Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Ron Jeremy.”
Brilliant! Really enjoyed this post and thanks for the news of the second coming.
The comparison to Brad was hilarious, yeah Brad Pitt rather looked like Mimoh, I saw in on mumbai mirror a few days back. you have summed the up in rather hilarious way. he would be a rage in Kolkata I say. Would cause many a Heartquakes
Mork Calling Orson! Mork calling Orson!
Mimoh! Mimoh!
Yes what to do! Yeh Hamare Family Ka Baccha!
@Megha: Thank you. I was a bit surprised by the “bringing work home part”—didnt know that was a big problem with filmstars till the penny dropped and I realized what Mithunda meant.
@Sunil: Kahaan chupega salaaaaaa…..
@Ventilatorblues: Thank you…pleased to have you back.
@Anon: Truly—the world is not ready for Mithun-da far less Mimoh.
@Sujatha: Please dont forget to pay your respect at the theatre too.
@Anthony: Why just in Kolkata? The world man…the world man.
@Neha: Haan Baccha hain but perhaps thora akal ke kaccha…
Awesome post dude
Simply awesome
Magnificent!!!!!
Jai Mithunda! Jai Hind!
And even more on this at Indiatimes
Dear GreatBong,
As the high priest of trash-flicks [this is meant to be a compliment, do not take any offence], I am hoping that you will take a look at the link I am providing you and write a suitably entertaining piece about either the phenomenon known as Lollywood [Lahori Pashtun film industry], or better still, a comparison between that and our very own Ramsay Bros./Mallu porno industry [about both of which, I trust, you have infinite knowledge and/or unbridled interest]! I actually sat down to write something, but the inevitable ‘lyad’ got the better of me, and anyway, I decided its better to leave it to an expert [if not on the specific subject, at least in your inimitable style of writing]. At the very least, I hope you and others who visit your blog will find a week’s worth of enlightenment!
http://www.thehotspotonline.com/moviespot/
Note: Do visit the reviews of “International Gorillay”, “Shock Maar” and Madam Atim Bum”… They are simply hilarious!
Njoy!!!
WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE ???
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.
In the movies of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes from his movies :-
1.) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant !
2.) In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3.) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations…………
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. “Bang”……….the gangster dies.
This was too much for Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton Dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)
Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide !!!
Kudos and wishing a very very bright future ahead to Mimoh….All the credit goes to our dear Mithunda…he has groomed his son so well…
In spite of achieving so much in life, Mithunda has always been a humble and down-to-earth person. He is a wonderful human being. He deserves the very best in life always. Mimoh…pls always follow your dad’s footsteps….there can be no perfect role model other than your dad.
I wish Mithunda and his family a happy and prosperous future.
Tabitha
Hope that Mimoh-Prabhuji combo turns out to be much more smashing than even Michael-Vito Corleone one. After all Vito Corleone was a mere Godfather as against His Holiness being a GOD !!!
mimoh,try to compete with ajay devgon,shahrukh khan,and nana patekar.if u succeed then think that u need no one else to compete.all the best
Hilarious post. But did you notice that the pictures are not being dispalyed? Or is it a problem with my system?
Yes blogger has blocked me !
MITHUN LEGEND BOLLYWOOD!
Rajesh Khanna is only superstar of indian film industry. He is still king of romantice kings. No actor can be compared with him he is so great actor.
Our dream star Rajesh Khanna will remain romantically for ever and ever as superstar
Supreme of Supreme actor rajesh khanna is best actor of all. His acting will be remembered for ever.
mithun best actor and super star
hey,u all don’t make fun of fun of mimoh,mark my words he would be a rage………
Rajesh Khanna is the real superstar of india. And he is best of all actors and uncomparable romantic hero of all times. His acting is very superb
Too Cool!!!
WELL IF ABHISHEK BACHAN THAT SAD EXCUSE OF AN ACTOR, THAT UGLY SLOW, NON-CHARISMATIC DULL MAN CAN BE A STAR, MIMOH SHOULD BE A MEGA STAR, EVERYONE HAS TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE ABHISHEK KOOL BUT FAILED SACK HIM!! BRING IN MIMOH! IF MIMOH DID ALL OF ABHISHEKS FILMS HE WUD TODAY BE A MEGA MEGA SUPER STAR!
Mimoh is huge. We all love him at http://www.WeLoveMimoh.com
ab intejar khatam karo yaar… jaldi aoooooooooooooo
I am very happy to have the chance to make my personal commitment on this site. Actually I am a big fan of Mithunda till date. and with the recent introducing of his son Mimoh to film industry and boolywood in (2008). I feel very happy and I have already watch his debut film jimmy.
He is a great actor to be in future. I like they way he act and dance is a good starting. and I wish him very much success, and more courage. He have more fan all over as far as mithunda fans are concern. Thanks and Good bye we love you all! C Man
greetings I luv both stars Mimoh and hatrik. Mimoh is my new fan and hope he will make it in boolywood, Thanks Abdul
Rajesh khanna is a real and orignal superstar of the indian cinema no actor never near him till date probably future such a true legend