As the year comes to a close, it is time for awards. And I am pleased to announce that the Greatbong Award for Excellence in Journalism (The Howitzer), 2006 goes to IndiaDaily for the high quality of news coverage, innovations, ethics and flowing English prose that has come to be associated with it.
In an age where attention spans of the average reader matches that of a 1 year old, IndiaDaily has pioneered the art of the long headline—–so long and yet so concise that there is no reason to read the news article. You get the full story in the wink of an eye.
Unlike correspondents of other newspapers who collect news off the wire from the comforts of their climate-controlled swank offices, the reporters at IndiaDaily are always in harm’s way, right where the action is. For instance, the fact that Kim Sharma and Shamita Shetty fought at a nightspot and tore off each other’s top would have gone unnoticed had it not been for the ever vigilant folks at IndiaDaily who rushed to the spot, oblivious of the risk of being caught in the crossfire and filed a story like none before.
When Kim Sharma had a fight in open public in a night club with Shamita Shetty both went topless
According to those who were present it was real fight in the night club. They tore off each others top. They were taken out seperately later under cover through the back doors.
It is no exaggeration to say that the correspondents of IndiaDaily have been where no man dare set foot. Else how would you explain their shocking disclosure that India’s dreamgirl Mallika uses same undergarments for a week !
There is a rumor that the Bollywood bombshell could smell better after all! Mallika uses same undergarments for a week? That is what the Internet rumor zone says. They also say Ash had a renewed fight with Mallika and cited Mallika smells bad.
The rumort zone in the Internet has become weird in recent days. Analysis of undergarments of Maillka, Ash and Preity have become more prominent that anything else.
IndiaDaily’s unique olfactory style of reporting made news of its own during the sensational Rakhi Sawant-Mika scandal when Mika forcible smooched Rakhi Sawant bringing the country to a halt. Sample these headlines as IndiaDaily let loose one stinking fact after the other, like a machine-gun sequence of farts that left readers gasping for breath.
Truth be told. The reporters are everywhere–in every crevice and crack imaginable. Ensconced inside Dia Mirza’s lingerie (Take a peep at Dia Mirza’s lingerie), Priyanka Chopra’s bedroom (Priyanka Chopra in bed with Pepsi – what else?), Bipasa Basu’s insides (Come see inside me : Bips), Yana Gupta’s hidden areas (I write my lovers name in my private parts of my body : Yana Gupta) and deep inside the perverted, twisted mind of Isha Koppikar.(Issha Koppikar needs a hubby who can also love her mother)
Whether it be medicine (All nurses should dance like me in short skirt : Rakhi Sawant), crime (Bollywood movies in real! Shakeel Khan with girlfriends goes macho in police station â€“ gets slapped by police and locked up in jail), sports (Preity Zinta to play Sania Mirza with short revealing lifting skirt?), international relations (Nehaâ€™s body most desirable among Pakistanis), geography (Mallika seduced Rahul Bose in minutes with a dress and angular latitude) and even seismology (Sushma along with sister Meghna Reddy defy volcano engage in Italian exposure) IndiaDaily brought us a fresh perspective that its competitiors could not match, despite their best efforts.
If there is one hot button topic every newspaper in India has been afraid to touch, it has been the growing lesbianism in the Indian movie industry. Not IndiaDaily which exposed this scandal through scientific surveys and razor-sharp analysis.
According to lesbian watchers, the bollywood hotties all eventually start loving sex with women. They will on the surface because it is not something they like to associate with. But the fact is they are bisexual if not outright lesbian and they love lesbian sex.
In a recent Internet survey, 300 lesbians responded that 94% of the Bollywood bombshells show signs of falling in love and the desire to have sex with other women.
An international survey finds that females are more likely to ”climax” during lesbian sex than straight sex. And that bis true for Bollywood girls too.
Other examples of investigative lesbianism sorry journalism: Lisa Ray does not need training to act as lesbian, The lesbo crush is on – Pooja Bedi and Mallika Sherawat in sexy love with each other, Sush and Deepal show their sexual instinct and open mouth kissing in forthcoming English venture Karma, Sneha Ullal attraction to Ash â€“ admiration or love?
And last but not the least, the lovely turns of phrase (Hrishita Bhatt learning to lift her skirt with a little flirt in Bollywood), the tongue-in-cheek allusions (SRK Says sexy Kareena fails to seduce him from the back), and of course the feminism (Priyanka Chopra likes to flirt with Bollywood males not become slave of love with any of these smelly creatures)
Stupendous. Indiatimes and HTTabloid, eat your heart out.