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The Tiger In The Woods

Published on December 4, 2009 in Sexuality and Sport. 25 Comments

The whole Tiger Woods incident with the car crash, lacerations caused allegedly by his wife beating up with a golf club , the consequent confession and then reports of multiple “girl-friends” has shaken the world and seriously dented Tiger’s image as one of the most corporate-friendly sportsmen. While companies for whom he advertises have kept a studied silence, we got some exclusive pictures of certain other not-so-famous products that he has now started endorsing.

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Death Becomes Her

Published on July 14, 2009 in Sexuality. 45 Comments

I’ve lived a life that’s full, I’ve traveled each and evr’y highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way.

If there is anyone about whom about the lines above can be said, that person would be the Bhabhi.

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Jahaan Teri Yeh Nazar Hai

Published on July 11, 2009 in Politics and Sexuality. 33 Comments

One time, we may think of it as an accident, as this video argues.

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And He’s Out !

Published on January 13, 2009 in Sexuality and Silly. 77 Comments

[No this is not a post on Hayden's retirement]

It all started when I came to know that Noddy telling Big Ears “Let’s have a gay time in the woods” did not mean that they were going for flowers a-plucking but possibly to do something that simply rhymes with plucking.

Barely had I recovered from that shock then I was told of the subtext in the dynamics of the relationship between my two favorite superheros—dynamic duo Batman and Robin. Suffice to say, there were many activities happening in the darkness of the batcave that Alfred “Penny(s)”worth kept hidden from the world.

Finally it was revealed by wise men that Prince Adam’s transformation from a pink-wearing softie to a muscle-bound confident “He-Man” was a metaphor for “coming out of the closet” and that the secret of Prince Adam, the one that the Sorceress and Man-At-Arms knew, was not the one we were led to assume.

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Pariyon Ko Chod

Published on July 17, 2008 in Sexuality and Silly. 31 Comments

[Pariyon Ko Chod is the name of a Sonu Nigam album--for some reason I find the spelling very inappropriate.]

In misery after having a wisdom tooth extracted, there is nothing better that I can focus on (read that as take perverse pleasure in) than the misery of others .

Like Sonu Nigam’s misery. Last in the news for having been the subject of same-sex proposals from a Bollywood reviewer (not me), which resulted in what Sonu called “Sonu-spanking”, he was, a few months ago, forcibly kissed [image courtesy desihits] and also scratched by a female admirer in a manner reminiscent of the way Ricky Ponting was smooched by a man during a bat auction, an action that some believe led him to lose his cricketing Mo-Jo.

Of course, Zoom (isko dekho) suggests that the whole kissing incident may have been stage-managed [video link]—-as if Sonu Nigam needed to desperately show, for some reason, how much women love him. Needless to say, this accusation is totally false as can be evidenced by footage of Sonu Nigam that shows him distraught and terrified. And as all of us who have seen “Kaash..Aap Humare Hote” and “Jaani Dushman” know, Soni Kudi Nigam cannot act for his life.

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